![]() I broke through the 18th mile wall of a marathon without ever running a mile.I once hunted boar with the natives of Kauai, with nothing more than a knife and a pack of hounds.I almost cut Rachel Weisz with a tappanyaki knife as she was being stood up for a date.Mystery Blogger #6: (prize for guessing right: random entry for a first 5 pages critique) I've been in a commercial and a movie, seen only from behind a ketchup bottle in each one.I single-handedly delivered a baby in less than 50 minutes in a bathroom.Each incident involved me talking too much at the table and an oversized piece of steak. To date, three people have had to save my life by performing the Heimlich Manuever. ![]()
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